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I really enjoy reading good quotes. I think many quotes are inspirational and can often apply to real life situations. Others can be humorous and can lift you up when you're down.

Here are some of my favorite quotes:

 

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• The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

  ~Joan Rivers

• I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.

  ~Edward Chilton

• Communism is like one big phone company.

  ~Lenny Bruce

• Shunning myspace never, ever gets old.

  ~Alday

• If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

  ~George Carlin

• Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

  ~F. J. Raymond

• Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president.

  ~Theodore Roosevelt

• The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.

  ~Henry S. Haskins

• After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.

  ~De La Lastra's Law

• A cult is a religion with no political power.

  ~Tom Wolfe

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